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Ryoko Presents: Get A Life! |
| Greetings everyone, this is Ryoko speaking. Have you ever noticed that all the other characters on the show have absolutely no life??
Take Ayeka for example. What kind of person travels through the universe in a giant tree to find her long-lost brother and fiance? No wonder the guy left! And now she's convinced that Tenchi is her rightful fiance. Would he be her...great nephew?? If you ask me, she needs to |
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Then there's Sasami. Oh sure, she's "just a kid" so we should lay off her. With all that subspace travel, isn't she more like a hundred years old? So while we're all working on the Masaki Shrine, she spends ALL DAY COOKING and gets excused from all the work cause she's four feet tall! When a kid spends her free time like that, she's got to
Then there's Galaxy Police First Class Detective Mihoshi who spends her time flying through the galaxy chasing space pirates and other wanted criminals using high tech gadgets and...
And exactly what does Tenchi do all day? We've only seen him go to school once, and he obviously doesn't have any friends his age, so he's always working at his grandpa's temple. Boy, this boy sure needs to
Don't forget Washu, who just sits around all day in her little spot in subspace and works on her computer. Much like the creator of this site...NO! NOT THE DELETE KEY! Well anyway, they both need to
Last but not least (maybe), Tenchi's Dad. What kind of sick perverted parent sneaks around outside his son's window to videotape his "sexual development"?!? Worse, he's doing it so his deceased wife will be proud of their son! This guy really needs to
***Ayeka, Sasami, Mihoshi, Tenchi, and Washu (Tenchi's Dad got lost) show up armed with paintball guns. You can figure it out from here.***
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